Why Mitt Romney
is Unlikable!
A lot is being
said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or
that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we struggled
to understand why. So after much research, we have come up
with a Top Ten List to explain this
"unlikablility."
Top
Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:
1. Drop-dead,
collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks
like every central casting's #1 choice for
Commander-in-Chief.
2. Been married
to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her,
including through her bouts with breast cancer and
MS.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak
in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when
necessary.
5. Highly
intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School
and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his academic
records are NOT sealed.
6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's America?
7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!
8. Has a family
of five great sons....and none of them have police records or
are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a
stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's
scorn.
9. Oh
yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very
strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living,
patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant,
and honest.
10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.